Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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