Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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