I puked a lego.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear