i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.