i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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