He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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