Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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