Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm getting married
To pizza
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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