Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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