I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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