On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I want a musical about memes.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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