He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
don't judge my taste in strippers
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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