Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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