What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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