Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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