Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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so much tequila, so little girl.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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