I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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