ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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