There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
so let's talk penis.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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