You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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