Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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