that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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