If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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