Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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