it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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