Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I think a kid would responsible me up
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We need a shit load of segways right now
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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