i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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