Don't you send me to vm
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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