omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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