Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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