Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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