Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
the day after is always just damage control
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
i need some magic done to my vagina
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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