just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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