seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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