whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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