I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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