After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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