my room smells like sperm. sweet.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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