Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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