Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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