From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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