One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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