Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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