Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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