if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i think i just lost a toe
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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