and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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