Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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