are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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