Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I am spending my child support on dildos
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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