god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Can you bring me the toilet please
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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