You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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