Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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