Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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