hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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