I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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