Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
