After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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Have fun and good luck.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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